36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...