How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
Jewish view on when life begins
Jewish view on when life begins: There’s a big controversyon when life begins. In...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over...