Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
Solving Bat Problem
Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem...
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...