Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...