He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
Almost no diffenrence
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Ford
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...