Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
New Chemical Element Discovered
New Chemical Element Discovered The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered byinvestigators...
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus…
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...
Beer Contains Female Hormones
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their...
Why did the…
Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff?A. He didn’t see the...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!