A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Change your course now
|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship...
Hellen Keller List
Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?A: Her dog is blind also.Q:...
The stir of the town!
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...
Flying in the plane
|Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
Classified Funny Ads
?Include your children when baking cookies!?Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted?Something...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...