Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess…
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...