Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...