What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
The woman is on fire
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Some of life’s truisms.
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What’s a glow worms favorite song?
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Ode To A Mammogram
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The Politically Correct Country Club
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
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womens monthly pain
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