The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
How do you catch a polar bear?
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The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
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Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
Top 10 rejection lines
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Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
Stupid Insults 29/31
The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the...