Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
This man goes into the doctor with his…
This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Lawyer, police man, doctor
3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...