Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game…
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the...
Any married man should forget his mistakes…
Any married man should forget his mistakes,there’s no use in two people remembering the...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.