The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
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A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
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Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
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