A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Cough Cure
Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a...
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.