No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Two mates are having a chat over a beer…
Two mates are having a chat over a beer.”Do you like sheilas with bad...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Indian Humor
The privilege of naming all the children of the tribe always fell to the...