This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
All Jews and six Mexicans
This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well andliving in South America....
Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...
Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will...