Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...