What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
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(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
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Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
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You might be a redneck if…sideburns
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While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
trapped in a bog
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Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.