Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A...
Boy Sees Elephant
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
The Numbers of the Beast
The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!