Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
Monica & the Genie!
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...