Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
What Happiness!
The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
Brain or muscles?
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!