What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Real news headlines 07
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Whatever Their motives,...
Two In One Grave?
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
Super Long Classic!
Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I...
Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?