May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests…
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
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A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
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Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
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What is the smartest blonde?
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