Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Want to be healed?
|Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...