Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
On Sale Now!
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer...
Some of life’s truisms.
Some of life’s truisms…Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
Hot croako!
|What do frogs drink?Hot croako!
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...