Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
S.H.I.T (Special High Intensity Traning)
Special High Intensity Training – S.H.I.T.MEMORANDUMTO: All EmployeesFROM: Communications ServicesSUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAININGIn...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
The beloved old man.
There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...