Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!