Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill...
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Beer Contains Female Hormones
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their...
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...