A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...