Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
An unfortunate situation
A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
An older woman was in the pastoral study…
An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding....
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Hamlet\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Cat\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Soliloquy
Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...