Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Army fitness report
|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...