Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Farm jokes 07
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New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
Recruiting any and all pilots
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally...