The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE
A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE Getting married is very much like going to a...
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...
Marketing that Makes Sense
Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense….You see a gorgeous girl at a...
One way ticket across the country
|A groom’s friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding,...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...