U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled...
New Work Policies
SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness....
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...