Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Insult Collection #2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Judy arrived home from her date…
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...