Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Like GST
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax nowin...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
Manage your stress!
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...