Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time…. Sent...
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...