Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
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Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
Microsoft ad space
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...