Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Business is business
A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...