Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
A Networkologist\\\’s Christmas
A Networkologist’s Christmas”‘Tis the night before Christmas,” I thought with a frown. I was...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...