Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral…
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had...
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
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Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...