Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Birth Control Pills At 72?
Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.