Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
With a puzzled look on his face…
With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,”Say, mom, why is...
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?”Don’t do anything ’till...
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...