Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Ploughing the land
|A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to...
Is This Jimmy Hoffa
A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room...
Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Too much of the 90′s!
Signs you’ve had too much of the 90′s!You try to enter your password on...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...