Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
U.S. Air Force pilot
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents… Get tired every softball season loosing...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...