A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
The Snow White Ad!
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...
Super models
Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...