Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
Buy alligator shoes
|A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
Knock Knock Jokes 10
Knock Knock Who’s there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who’s...