Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
A golf club visits a local bar
|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists…
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a ‘Diana Tour’ – a personal...