Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...
Watch out!
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
How about 3 wishes.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American…
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight....